100+ Top Funny Friendship Jokes That makes Your Friends Useless

Very Funny Jokes for Friends – ‘Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police’ Ha ha yes Baby if You Looking For This Type of Funny Jokes on Your Best Friends Then You are on The Right Place, Here I Share 100+ Top Funny friendship Jokes That makes Your Friends Cry.

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Short Funny  Quotes on Best Friends

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.
 Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
 I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
 We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
 A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
 As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
 Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.
 I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
 I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
 When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.
 You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
 Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.



Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. 

Funny Jokes on Best Friends BFF


  • Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
  • “I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my BEST FRIENDS!!!!
  • Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets
  • I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
  • Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
  • Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
  • My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
  • A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
  • Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!
  • What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
  • When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
  • If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
  • Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
  • Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected
  • Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
  • The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
  • When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
  • I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street
  • I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
  • Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.


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