Very Funny Jokes for Friends – ‘Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police’ Ha ha yes Baby if You Looking For This Type of Funny Jokes on Your Best Friends Then You are on The Right Place, Here I Share 100+ Top Funny friendship Jokes That makes Your Friends Cry.
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Short Funny Quotes on Best Friends
Funny Jokes on Best Friends BFF
- Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
- “I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my BEST FRIENDS!!!!
- Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets
- I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
- Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
- Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
- My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
- A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
- Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!
- What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
- When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
- If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
- Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
- Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected
- Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
- The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
- When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
- Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
- I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street
- I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
- Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
- Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.