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Baburao> Aye Raju… Aaj meri Kutiya ne anda diya…
Raju> Ye Kutti kab se Anda dene lagi…
Baburao> Ye Baburao ka Style hai re baba…
Apni Murgi ka naam kutti rakha hai…
Top Hindi Funny Jokes Collection
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5 Jokes for Married Men
A conversation between a couple turns violent.
1. Angry husband: Do you now want me to let the ANIMAL inside me to COME OUT?
Wife: Who is scared of a mouse!
2. Husband: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy it. So I bought three movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: One for you, and two for your parents.
3. Wife: Honey, what have you been looking for in our marriage certificate for so long?
Husband: The expiry date
4. Husband to his wife: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling , it means: With an Idiot For Ever
5. An angry husband sent the following SMS to his father-in-law:
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY EXPECTATIONS”
The father-in-law replied:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE.”
Top 8+ Husband and Wife Jokes in Hindi
1- Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and peace so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
2- Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!
3- Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
4- ek admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
5- Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
6- A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…
7- Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
Come on yar?
8- Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Mixed Hindi Funny jokes
- Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes
a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
- Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
- Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
Santa: Very long!
- Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
- Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
- Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
- Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
- Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
- Banta ek ! sadhu se bola” Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
- Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Fadu hindi jokes for lough and lough
- Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.
- Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
- A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…
- Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
- Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
- Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
- Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
- Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
- Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
- Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Crezy hindi Jokes of Sardarji
- Ek dost ne sardar se poocha “yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hay.”
Sardar”yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.”
- 4 hightech sardar inventions:—Waterproof towel —Solar powered
torch—Book on how to read —-Pedal powered wheel chair.
- Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
what—To avoid side effect!!!
- Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the.Sardar ne naukar se bola
pedho ko pani dal.Naukar bola “sahib barish ho rahi hai”.sardar : abe chatri le ke dal na”.
- Man:sardarji where were u born? sardarji: punjab. man: which part.Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab”.
- Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke——
Sardar :yeh kya sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya ab fir gita
- Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
- Banta’s son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
- Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
- Teacher: “Everyone wirte your lover’s name on a piece of paper.”
Girls after 2 seconds: “Finished madam!!”
Boys after 10 Minutes: Extra Sheet madam!!”
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