5 Top-Level Teacher Student Jokes in Hindi+English

best Teacher Student Jokes

Best Teacher Student Jokes 

टीचर ने छात्रों से पुछा।

  • टीचर: एक बात बताओ, तुम पढाई में ध्यान क्यों नहीं देते?
  • एक छात्र: क्योंकि पढाई सिर्फ दो वजहों से की जाती है। 1st डर से 2nd शौख़ से और, फालतू के शौख हम रखते नहीं और डरते तो किसी के बाप से नहीं। 😆

 


Best Head Techar Student Jokes Ever

Wife kaisi honi chahiye?

Is visay par hamare Head Master ji ne

2 hour ka Lecture diya

Mene pura lecture mobile me

Recording karke unki wife ko send kar diya

Kal Shayad hamare School ko Chhut’ti rahegi.


Best Joke on Tecaher Madam

Ek baar klaas mein maidam ne bachchon se ek savaal poochha;

maidam: tum sab mein se sabase bahaadur kaun hai bachchon?

maidam ka savaal sun ke saare bachchon ne haath utha die, yah dekh maidam ne ek aur savaal poochha;

maidam: achchha batao, agar tumhaare skool ke saamane koee bam rakh de to tum kya karoge?

maidam ka savaal sun pappoo ne haath uthaaya aur bola;

Pappoo: maidam jee ek, do minat dekhenge agar koee le jaata hai to theek hai, nahin to staapharoom mein rakh denge!


Class Teacher Jokes for Students

Teacher- itane dinon se kahaan the?

Pappoo– sir bardphloo ho gaya tha

Teacher– lekin yah to bards ko hota hai, tumhen kaise hua?

Pappoo (gusse mein)- aapane insaan samajha hee kab hai? roj to murga banaate ho


Jokes for History Teacher

History ke Teacher ne Student se poochha

batao Akabar ka janm kab hua..??

javaab sunate hee teechar behosh ho gaya

Sir,, main to School mein padhane aata hoon,, Delivery thode hee karavaata phirata hoon..!!


Teacher Student Awesome Funny Joke

  • Teacher –15 फलों के नाम बताओ
  • Student – आम!
  • Teacher – शाबाश!
  • Student – अमरुद.
  • Teacher – गुड!
  • Student – सेब.
  • Teacher – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ??? .
  • Student – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!!
  • Teacher – निकल क्लास से बाहर।।

 

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